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Have You Ever Seen The Lights?

Created on 2006-02-19 22:44:08 (#9556905), last updated 2007-06-29

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Name:	dwightster
Location:	Granite Springs, New York, United States

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Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Katie who liked to kick balls. She was very sad, because her favorite dolphin had died in the bus that was going to be used in the midnight run bus. But, then she realized she didn't have to go on the midnight run on her birthday, so she squeed for about 3 hours. In her room. Just sitting there on squeeing. Along came April 21, and omg it was her birthday! She and her really cool friend Alex went to the mall after school, because they have no life. They went to Suncoast, and found in the wayyyy back two tickets for a SUPER Kaiser Chiefs/Franz Ferdinand/Babyshambles concert - only 97 cents each! But they realized that the concert was that night, and was in Australia. How on earth were they going to make it in time?! Alex suddenly remembered about the Franz lair where she had hot sex with Alex and Bob, and used her telepathy magik powerz to get the Franz tour bus to get them! They left Suncoast (which magically fit the bus) and they drove to Australia (it turned into a Submarine and travelled super fast). About 10 minutes later, they were there! Score! So they went to the concert and partayed and squeed and threw Munchies at Pete Doherty who was yelling at everyone to take off their shoes. When Franz came on, Alex went on stage and had guitar sex with Alex, while Katie danced with Bob! Then Kaiser Chiefs came on, but thought they were in China and started sing "Oh My God". Katie and Alex and Bob squeed a lot. Then Katie and Alex realized they had to get to the mall by the time Ice Age 2 would have finished, so they went in the Franz tour bus and got driven home! And made it in time! And they were happy. The End.

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spiffychocolate (very well I might add)

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